May 2K3

Wow, there must be a God and he/she must be busy listening to my whining, it's been fucking HOT for a week now, lucky me, it's been also my first vacationweek this Summer :) ! But I'm not really lucky, more logical, because it seems that the last Week of May is always extremely well hung when it comes to Sunshine and wide blue Skies, it's been like this for 5 years in a Row now, (I know that so sure because I've taken that same week off for 5 years :) and there's no valid Reason to believe that God might change that Sun-Schedule, maybe it's about Time to become a Believer :) !
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Ok, that's more like it , yet I still would at best estimate this to be a lame, sorry-ass Excuse of a Summer so far, what happened to that 'Global Warming' BS they used to force us into riding Bicycles? Can we get some Greenhouse Effect over here, like, please?
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Mmmhhhhhh, it's Saturday, and it's still raining...well, I guess I'll have to keep myself busy with Sh** like this ...do you remember what you used to do on a rainy Day before there was the Internet? When even Bill Gates thought 640Kb of Memory is more then anybody could possibly ever use? I'm trying and I can't, must've been a glorious Time, all that comes to my Mind is 'reading a Book' but there surely was more to the 80's then good reading Material, right?!? One thing that truly sucked though was the Clothes we had to wear...but then, they were just the perfect Companions for the incredibly bad Music we had to listen to for a Decade.
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So, it's Monday again, smiling, joyously the Raindrops carefully wash the Dandruff out of my Hair...Rain is good, not just for Farmers and Plants, Rain is also good 4 U, yeah, U! While I'm slowly (the Wind, you see, Bicycles have this magical gift of making the Wind always come from your Front, it truely is magic...) swimming on my Bike towards the Grind (did I mention it's Monday, the worst of all hellish Creatures ever to rear it's ugly Head!?!), I had to think about this poor Sucker...oh, well, at least he'll get his iPod :) !
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YES !! Finally, after 3 Years of Boredom and Impatience, the Time has come, tonight at 22:00, The Matrix Reloaded will start playing in the Dutch Cinemas, I'm considering going for the Premiere, but then again, who wants to be locked up in a dark Room with hundreds of paranoid, future-fearing Lunatics that believe they're just a bunch of Duracells for mean Machines that outsmarted them...watch the Trailer anyway!
Don't like Cinemas? Don't go and play in the Traffic, go and find The One
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I am aware that we're living in interesting, challenging Times, but I think this Gentleman went a little over the top...must've been a Problem with his Nuts I guess :) ! But wait, I think he's just an early adopter of a new Trend!
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Pheew, what a shitty Week so far...well, not really for me, but for others, which made it shitty for me too, through delicate, twisted and complicated circumstances I do not intend to bore you with...not that they're very interesting, just twisted.

This Week Saturday, May 10th, I'll dust off my least favourite Records again to delight my Co-Host DJ Kolkka, as well as the General Public that dares coming to the Siberie on Brouwersgracht 11 (in, of course, good old Amsterdam), from 16:00-22:00...it's more like a cozy Get-Together though, so leave them Go-Go-Girls @ Home...uhm, no wait, eh, bring them, yeah, yeah, Saturday, 10th, Siberie...!
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Thank God it's Friday :) !
A big 'Thanx, Dude' to the brave Webmaster of this turkish Site, who's sending lots of exotic Visitors down my Way of the Web...which I wouldn't know about, without my loyal, supra-national and sturdy personal Interpreter, the one and only Hilminator, who was kind enough to manually decode, translate and simplify those foreign Tongues for moi !
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1st of May, Labour-Day. How come I'm one out of only a few hundred Europeans that actually have to labour today? I ain't even the Po-Po or a Fireman, so that my Services might actually do any good or help anybody or such, but then again, I'm making some easy $$$, by sitting here, looking @ the grey Sky and appreciate being here and not in Basra, Hong-Kong or any other place where 'Survival of the Fittest' has a whole different meaning then it could possibly have for any of us western, degenerated lazy-ass Labourers. Carpe Diem, my Friend :) !

P.s.: Hey God, thanks for all that the Rain yesterday, but are you sure you got that main difference between Plants and People figured out yet? WE only like Water when it's contained by either a Pool, a Perrier-Bottle or maybe even female Flesh&Bones...careful, Dude, or we'll all convert to something more userfriendly!

And please don't forget to send a Link to www.amstersam.com to at least 75 People that you really, really love and care about in the next 3 minutes or you will not only get seriously&severely crushed, maimed and injured by a heavy, heavy Monster-Truck, that passes through your Street (and You) in the exact same moment that you would've otherwise spent behind your PC, forwarding Links to Significant Others, which you won't have anymore by that time, because they'll all be plaqued by SARS, AIDS, CIA, FBI, you get the Picture...but if you do, you'll receive that long wanted Penis-Enlargement, the Porsche-911-Convertible and 767.287.119.748 $ from a Stranger, which you won't be needing anymore, since you'll win the Mega-Super-Unique-Special-Jackpot in the Lottery, just before meeting that nymphomaniac, Supermodelplaymate-Harvard-Graduate right after you've finished sending those 75 emails :) ! Your Call, really !

Wow, Reality is still weirder then me, after thinking up the above BS, I went to one of my favourite Sites, the good old Register, and look what I found !
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