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Saturday 26/07/2008

Oh no, Randy Pausch is dead...
Watch his famous 'Last Lecture' if you have not done so, it's a fascinating document of life!



To celebrate that we are still alive, check out my latest wicked reflection video on the AmsterS@m YouTube channel!



This is the photo version!

Wicked!

Just some more random shizzle from the best city in the world :)

Wicked!

Wicked!

Wicked!

Wicked!

Wicked!

Wicked!

Wicked!

Wicked!

Wicked!

Wicked!

Wicked!

Wicked!

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Monday 21/07/2008

There's a storm coming our way, so stay inside and cover up in one of the funkycool shirts from the AmsterS@m Online Shop, it's the only safe thing to do!

Duck&Cover!

I have personally used this rainy day to refresh the design of this page, check out the new icons in the menu to the left, I've also added links to my spanking new AmsterS@m Books thingie and the wicked AmsterS@m Videos, more info below!

Not my real face!

It's a good thing that the storm didn't hit Europe last weekend, during the Loveparade in Germany!

***NSFW WARNING****

Don't scroll any further if you are at work or weak at heart, zere are ze zexy Djermans down zere and zey want to make love to you...AND zey have vayz to make you like it too!!! ;-P























Love me!

Love me!

Love me!

Love me!

And when all the Love's gone, this is what's left...

Love me!

Too much Love for your taste? Keep those idle hands busy by knitting a Hitler!

Knitting a Hitler?! WFT!!!

Did that offend you? Calm down by watching my first Video on YouTube!



Last week Ice Cube was in Amsterdam, so I've uploaded my second video to YouTube today, for your entertainment, it was a good day...Westsiiiide Biatch!



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Saturday 19/07/2008

It's been a boring, rainy week, but luckily in the best city in the world there's always something happening that makes you realize that in the end, it's all good :))

It's all good!

It's all good!

It's all good!

It's all good!

It's all good!

It's all good!

It's all good!

Still bored? You could go and find out in simple words how the current World-financial-systems-Meltdown, that's probably hit your pension-plan by now, has started :)

It's all good!

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Sunday 13/07/2008

I've done it! I've created an AmsterS@m YouTube account today and uploaded my first video, it's reallyreally wicked, check it out!!!



Just a friendly reminder (this one's for you Mr.L!), until July 17th, you don't pay any shipping costs on products bought in the AmsterS@m Online Shop! All you have to do to is to enter the voucher code: 'SUMMERSUNPOSTAGEFUN' in the shopping cart during the order process, do it, do it now, do it! :)

Do it!

We went out last night with a big group of happy shiny people to celebrate life&stuff, but we made the BIG mistake of going to a place called 't'Arendsnest', the shittiest Bar in the world!

 't'Arendsnest', the shittiest Bar in the world!

It turned out that they were rude, ugly (on the inside! after all beauty is only skin-deep, hehe) people that did not want us to enjoy the few remaining liberties that help making life in the best city in the world even so much more spectacular and they refused to serve any more drinks to some members of our entourage (shocking!), so we decided to leave after just a few beers to unload our buckets of money elsewhere.

 't'Arendsnest', the shittiest Bar in the world!

Since the people running the place are Dutch, they must have spent most of last night listening to the 2 little $$$-worshiping Devils sitting on their shoulders, screaming at them for fucking up and losing hundreds of solid, sexy Euros to a misguided whim of Ersatz-character...oh dear ;-D

 't'Arendsnest', the
shittiest Bar in the world!

So remember:
*Watch my Video!
*Stay away from 't'Arendsnest',
the shittiest Bar in the world!
*Get a couple of AmsterS@m Shirts!
*Be alert, look alive and act like you know!

 't'Arendsnest', the shittiest Bar in the world!

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Saturday 12/07/2008

To celebrate the start of the new Smoke-free era in the Netherlands we've had a Cigar-smoking bash :D

Smoking makes beautiful, obviously!

Smoking makes beautiful, obviously!

Smoking makes beautiful, obviously!

If your urge to fiddle around with something overpowers you in a Non-smoking area, you could wrap your yellow fingers around the newly realesed 'Jesus-Phone-version 2.0' to keep them busy! Steve says 'Just Do It'!



Can't get one because you were too lazy to go to the Midnight-launch-parties?! Keep yourself distracted during the 6-weeks waiting period to receive yours by looking at random moments representing life in the best city in the world!

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And you know what? Because you've been nice enough to scroll all the way down here, I'd like to make you an offer you can hardly refuse...for the next 5 days you don't pay any shipping costs on products bought in the AmsterS@m Online Shop, yay! How does it work? All you have to do to get this special deal is to enter the voucher code: 'SUMMERSUNPOSTAGEFUN' in the shopping cart during the order process, easy-peasey :)

You want to!

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Saturday 05/07/2008

Luckily for all the smokers in the best city in the world it has been very nice weather since the new Anti-smoking law has been inflicted upon our lifes on the 1st of the month. The streets are crowded while the bars, restaurants and coffeeshops are pretty much completely empty, everybody is outside, puffing away and enjoying the lovely sunshine...I'm a bit worried about the Rain-season and the actual Winter though!

Smoking makes beautiful, obviously!

Let me shield&distract you from this ugly truth by showing you my latest pictures :)

I think I can, I think I can!

Home alone...

While you're delving into the wacky world of AmsterS@m, you should also visit the spanking new Website of my friend Sonia, she's a very talented photographer and it's always fun to see her amazing pictures! This is her new site and this is her Flickr photostream, enjoy :)

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Tuesday 01/07/2008

As of today a new Anti-smoking law takes effect and we will no longer be allowed to smoke cigarettes, cigars or any other kind of tobacco in bars, restaurants and coffeeshops...yes, those coffeeshops too, which leads to the absurd situation that as of today it will be illegal to roll your Joint or smoke your Bong with anything in it but pure Hash or Weed ;-P

Bad Boys, Bad Boys...

That leaves the question how this new law will be enforced, I'd estimate there are about 45 trillion Joints rolled each day in Amsterd@m alone, will there be a cop (not that we don't have enough of them doing pretty much nothing all day long!) inspecting every single one of those Brain-Bombers or how will things work out in reality?! Oh wait, here are some answers from coffeeshop owners:

* “We’re too small to have a designated area, so people can smoke whatever they want. There will be only some 40 inspectors for all of Holland so the chance of getting a fine is low.”

* “You will still be able to smoke anything from cigarettes to joints to hash, as we have designated smoking areas.”

* “Technically you won’t be able to, I think… but I’m not sure. Then again, I think that since it is a tobacco law you will be able to light up pure joints… And who’s to say whether or not you put some tobacco in it as well?”

* “It’s a tobacco law, and right they are. That stuff is nasty! Very unhealthy! We are constructing a designated enclosure for anyone who’s addicted to that stuff. But when it comes to pure weed, man, you can smoke it here. No problem!”


No Toking!

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