This Photocamthingy is really a Curse, can't stop taking Pictures...but then again, if you check out the latest additions in the Photosection to the left, you'll probably find this an addiction worth supporting and maintaining, it's just crazy who you bumb into these days in beautiful Amsterdam :) ! XXX I've had so many irritated Requests for more Fotos from my german Friends, that I've decided not just to upload and publish all those 'not-meant-for-publishing' Pics of Bookburnings, Witchhunts and Strangers-Strangulations, but also to disclose simultaniously the full Names, Adresses, Creditcardnumbers, Mothers Maiden Names and favourite Colors of all those Evil-doers and Mud-Slingers I used to call Friends...well I still do, but I guess that'll be taken care of, once the Sh** hits the Fan..ehm, Internet...mea culpa, carpe diem, etc., pp,... XXX Last Night a good Friend called me and had a Question about 'those DLL Files' on her PC, but since my Double-sliced-AmsterS@m-Special-Edition-Salami-Sandwich was just about to burst into it's final Stage of Perfection inside my dear old Oven, I chose to refer her to somebody who knows more about anything then I could fit into my Brains in a hundred Years, my good old friend Google...when I heard the Words I did expect last on a late Sunday in the Year 2003:"Google? What is that?"...needless to say, forgotten was the Sandwich and anything around, I gasped and managed to blurt out:"Google, you know...", Silence at the other End convinced me that I wasn't being teased, so I decided to add some more bits of information"..the Searchengine!?! Like, you know, Google!?!!??!"...when she asked me to spell Google I must've passed out a moment or two, when I woke up I found myself slowly spitting vocals into my Mobile"..o-g-l-e.c-o-m" but when she said "Oh, so it's American...", I must've hit my Head on the Sink, came to this morning, considering calling the Cyber-Cops and have her sorry analog Ass arrested... To make up for this experience, I was rewarded today by the Discovery that one of my favourite Writers is back online, he's been gone for a while, but now he's even got a brandnew Site, and as usual he's funny as fuck, check him out here ! XXX I'm back Home, I've spent a week in Germany, checking out the 2K3-Kraut-Stylee over there, they really rocked my Boat, visit the Foto-Section to the left for visual pre-processing of this mildly traumatising Experience par excellence. Not too surprisingly they start (and lose) one WorldWar after another, it's simply raining 2/3rd of their Lifes, of course they start getting a bit grumpy and disorientated, so sometimes walking into the deep Woods and Forests, reading Goethe, Schiller and Brecht just doesn't cut it anymore and they take the Anger somewhere else, so give them a Break, they won't do anything, they just want to play...of course zis is only fun, zo don't zend ze Gestapo kicking down mein Door, jawoll !?! Danke :) ! XXX |