December 2K3 xxx *** Spam Alert *** In case you should receive Spam-Mails that contain an '@amstersam.com' return adress, please be aware that they are not originating from this Domain. Some wise Spammer (may his Children be born with 2 eye-less Heads and 27 Fingers on each Hand) decided to abuse the good Name of AmsterS@m to hide his ugly Business behind, but be advised that eventually I'll find you and your oversized, unproportional, water-headed, miserable Self somewhere IRL and will tear you apart and into so many little Shreads, that even your totally hidious, hairy Wife won't recognize the sad remains. Better move on and find yourself a defenseless, less vicious Victim my friend, hate to spill blood on the Carpet, in your Case I'll make an exception though, I think you deserve a special Treatment! xxx A happy, successful, bright and beautiful 2004 to Ya'll from the AmsterS@msters :) ! xxx I've added another Foto-Sequence, detailing an average morning in the beautiful town of AmsterSa...eh, dam, Amsterdam :) ! Experience the strange Sensation of seeing the World through the S@mster's Eyes! xxx The AmsterS@m-Gang would like to wish you a very merry Christmas and a great, expectation-surpassing, colorful 2004! xxx The new Pictures are online, go and check them out in the 'Photo'-Section :) ! Finally, they got Bin Laden! And it seems the more successful the Americanos are in catching their worst Enemies, the more they develop a rather strange sense of humor...and, Yes, it is real! Personally, I think they should try to focus on the important Issues at hand! xxx Just came back from a relaxing looong Weekend in freakin' Germany, check out the Photopage later today for visual Impressions of the State of Mind our 'big' Neighbor is in :) ! I do have to admit though, compared to the current Madness and Mindlessness my fellow Dutchies are dedicatedly dealing with, even Germans seem relatively 'normal' People at the moment...which is a Paradox Statement in itself, but then again, so is Life :) ! P.s.:Of course Dutch Peeps are not the only ones with a Tendency towards intolerable Insanity! And the Symbol in question is: (Drumroll) A Swastica! Thanks Bill!! Slaap lekker!!! xxx Well, at least I'm not alone with all that Rage&Anger, seems to be a 2003-thingy :) ! xxx Wow, what a shitty joke of a month this has been so far...leaving the S@mster with his back to the Wall, ready to bust your sorry Ass for the Shit you're doing... Can't think of the right words to verbalize my disgust and anger about those Events, People and Circumstances that have pushed me towards such rather rude Statements, but if I had a Gun, I'd be capping Folks by now... You're lucky I'm a potentially peaceful Guy...this doesn't mean of course that I won't loose it enough in the weeks to come, to test the above Scenario in Reality :) !! Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh... xxx HoHoHo, it's almost time to whip out that old Wallet of yours again and go get some serious Shit to impress your Loved Ones and Significant Others with, or you'll be grinched! Here's something to get your Christmas-Spirits started, just save the file to your PC and click it (personally and thoroughly Virus-and-Trojan-scanned with the latest Definitionfiles by AmsterS@m)...click the icon in the Systemtray to turn it off, simple yet beautiful and effective, also usable to cheer you up in the Office, during those pesky Christmas-Eve-late-night-shifts you'll probably end up doing again...nah, just kidding, it's Christmas, Dude :) ! Mtv Cribs is on and, as usual, they're walking us through the obscenely well funded Environment of just another Rock/Pop/Rap-Star and I've spontanously, overwhelmed by that unfairly distributed Wealth, decided to never, ever buy another CD or DVD again, but to rather download the latest version of the spyware-free Kazaa Lite and have myself a good time for free :) ! xxx