April 2K6 x x x Wednesday 26/04/2006 Yay, it's almost Queensday again, from Friday on, the whole Country will be out there, celebrating, drinking, partying and doing lots of crazy Stuff...be here or miss the Beer :) ! x x x Friday 21/04/2006 Finally, the Fotos we've all been waiting for (at least here in the good old Netherlands :) are on the Net, Bridget Maasland's Playboy Shots! Enjoy! x x x Thursday 20/04/2006 Even though the Easter Days are over, some People just can't seem to get enough of practicing strange Rituals :) ! x x x Saturday 15/04/2006 x x x Friday 14/04/2006 It's the Easter-Weekend and unless you're gonna be doing some serious Resurrection-Style Shit, I'd suggest you go and Fug yourself! x x x Wednesday 12/04/2006 x x x Saturday 08/04/2006 There are about 3 Million new Links on the Link-Page, go and waste away this rainy Saturday! x x x Tuesday 04/04/2006 Now that it's Spring again and the Sun is shining, it might be helpful to have these universal Lists of the 25 Things you should know about Guys and the 100 Things you should know about Women. Since the Ladies are so much more complex, sensitive and smarter then us Guys, it makes perfect Sense that you need to know a lot more about them, it's like a Piece of Wood (hihi) compared to a whole Tree with all it's Branches, Leaves, Buds and all that :) ! This month is also dedicated to the 'Insult-Peter'-Project, go to his Site, enter disapproving, rude Comments and watch him enjoy it :) ! Don't be shy, he needs it! To help you get your Insult-Generator started, here's a Foto of Peter! x x x Saturday 01/04/2006 It has happened! I'm rich! I won the Lottery! Finally! After playing for many, many Years without ever winning as much as a Pot to piss in, I actually did it this time and am so filthy rich that I figured I might as well share with you, my fellow Surfers and dear Readers! All you have to do is shoot me a Mail with the Subjectline 'AmsterS@m, I love you' and I'll send you a cool 5000 Dollars! It's that easy! I'm so happy and want to make you happy too, so the first 10 to react will receive the 5 Grand for sure, after that I have to see if I still feel generous enough to cough up another couple thousands, so hurry up, mail me! Oh, yeah, and don't forget to include todays Date, Mhuahahahahaaaaa :) ! What would happen if you get a Penis-Enlargment and THEN take Viagra?!? While you out here anyways, check out the good People of ASPonIRC, my favorite dutch Rapper Kweek 5 R and my adopted, World-Dominating Sons Matt&James! Another must-surf are naturally Mr.Lazz and the FoxZone-Crew, Senor Don KeyShot and SuperPablo! x x x